1. Get Your Sausage Organ Ready.

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    January 31, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Because I can run back as fast as you can. After all, I’m the Backwards Man… Happy Backwards Day! Yesterday …
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  2. Poop.

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    January 30, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Lucy is awesome. Gabb the Blabb decided the post name and subtitle. Happy Croissant Day! Enjoy a buttery, flaky, anus …
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  3. Life As a Zebricorn.

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    January 29, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And other nonsense spouted by an 8 year old. Happy Puzzle Day! Me and Jitterbug got a head start on …
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  4. A Family That Kazoos Together.

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    January 28, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Wazoos together. Happy Kazoo Day!!! There’s nothing quite like humming “Yellow Submarine” in four part harmony. I have three more …
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  5. So Many Geralds.

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    January 27, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    I just can’t keep them straight. Happy Chocolate Cake Day! If anyone deserves a slice of cake today, it’s me …
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