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January 10, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

And doorbell lickers.

Happy Bittersweet Chocolate Day!

As promised, I made you a special treat…

January 10 – Bittersweet Chocolate Day

That’s right. I made a perfect to scale, in both size and weight, replica of my genitals out of 60oz. of bittersweet chocolate and simply ground honey roasted peanut butter. That divot is from when I was a kid and had a mishap with a cabinet door in my hallway. Don’t make me relive it to explain further.

Anyway, I made that for you. All for you. To enjoy. One bite at a time.

You’re welcome.

Stop by my house at any point today and I’ll slice you off some.

Yesterday was batshit crazy with errands.

But rich with comics.

Thanks for sending the well wishes to Jitterbug. She’s feeling a million times better today.

Today is Thursday, in a normal week, so it’s gonna be chaos.

I am so stoked.

I’ll get you a Heinie.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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