1. In a Cold Sweat.

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    January 26, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    aka Tent livin’ with a hoodie and a Hot Pocket. Happy Seed Swap Day! Anybody who wants to swap their …
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  2. Slinging Dick Icing.

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    January 25, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Is just a gateway drug to throwing huge dildos in the Dollar Store’s dumpster. Happy Opposite Day! I started my …
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  3. What You Call a Problem.

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    January 24, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    I call good planning. I’d like to begin this beautiful Peanut Butter Day by wishing a very Happy Birthday to …
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  4. Sometimes You Just Need To Prestidigitate.

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    January 23, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    How else will you make your enemy’s hair taste like french fries when they’re at the beach? Seagulls will lose …
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  5. When Acting Like an Eleven Year Old Girl…

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    January 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Is about par for the course. Happy Blondie Day!!! I think we are supposed to celebrate the blonde version of …
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