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January 9, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

Is probably literally shitting their brains out.

Happy Static Electricity Day!

January 09 – Static Electricity Day

Now’s your time to shock the shit outta people’s earlobes and get away with it.

Yesterday was another chaotic shitshow.

It was amazing.

Jitterbug isn’t feeling well, so I got to add the kiddos activities onto my list of plates to spin. It was a logistics wet dream for me. So many moving parts to sync up. I was in heaven.

I really am a crazy person.

I got so much done yesterday.

And yet I felt a little disappointed that I didn’t get more done.

Crazy. Person.

I seriously can’t tell you the last time I’ve been as happy as I’ve been these past two days. I really do thrive in chaos.

I’ve got a real treat in store for you tomorrow. It’s Bittersweet Chocolate Day and I’m making you something very special to help you celebrate.

But before then, I have a fuckload of stuff to do.

I’ma get to it.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


  1. Dave says:

    I find this post shocking, but not offensive.

  2. Yes! Go out into the chaos with the static and shock the earlobes. Some love it.
    Get well quickly Jitterbug.

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