1. Raw Dogging.

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    February 23, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And the Parental Anus Collective. Happy Duchess Day! Today we celebrate the birth of a great woman. I will be …
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  2. Comatoast.

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    February 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    When you eat bread until to pass out. Happy Skip the Straw Day! I know the idea of today is …
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  3. Alyssa the Scissor Sister.

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    February 21, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And other kinky alliterations. Happy Chili Day! I can promise you this: you definitely don’t want to be anywhere near …
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  4. Big B.

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    February 20, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Little ran(d)t. Happy Love Your Pets Day! Even when they pretend not to love you back. Yesterday was a day …
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  5. I Think I May Have Found…

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    February 19, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    My new favorite adjective. It’s “cunty”. As in “Charlie had been acting a little more cunty than usual.” Happy Mint …
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