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Slowly Moving Your Mastication.
0February 18, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Closer to my ear. Until I very quickly and precisely stick a mechanical pencil into your neck. Happy Drink Wine …
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Ruining Childhoods Since 1984.
0February 17, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
One horse slowly sinking into the mud at a time. Happy Random Acts of Kindness Day! I decided to celebrate …
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I Don’t Know What I Ate That Made That Smell Happen.
0February 16, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
But I don’t want to ever eat it again. Happy Do a Grouch a Favor Day! Be sure to do …
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Sometimes You Feel Like a GSJNDJNWUHUEHXZFAE.
0February 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And sometimes you don’t. Happy No One Eats Alone Day! Yesterday was a really long day. From a conflicted bank …
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Shove It In Your Shit Basket.
0February 14, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
The figurative one. Not the literal one. Oh, please squeeze me with your hotdog juice. Happy Organ Donor Day! Be …
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