March 31, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
That sneaks up on you when you’re sleeping.
I’m talking about having sore glutes from leg day.
Speaking of days…
Happy Crayon Day!
I was digging through the kids’ crayons stealing all the blue ones.
That’ll show ’em.
Let’s see how well those fuckers draw the ocean without a blue crayon.
It’ll just look like a hyperreal simulacrum of a saw blade or some shit.
Behold my evil genius and be afraid!!! Mwhahahhaa…
Yesterday I did what I expected to do.
I murdered some plants. I fixed some shit. I poured Coca Cola® on some shit. I baked everything in my freezer for dinner.
I spent the rest of my day reading comics.
It was awesome.
Today is gonna be more of the same.
I might even throw in a nap just to shake things up a little.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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