A Slow, Grinding Irritation.


March 31, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

That sneaks up on you when you’re sleeping.


I’m talking about having sore glutes from leg day.

Speaking of days…

Happy Crayon Day!

March 31 – Crayon Day

I was digging through the kids’ crayons stealing all the blue ones.

That’ll show ’em.

Let’s see how well those fuckers draw the ocean without a blue crayon.

It’ll just look like a hyperreal simulacrum of a saw blade or some shit.

Behold my evil genius and be afraid!!! Mwhahahhaa…

Yesterday I did what I expected to do.

I murdered some plants. I fixed some shit. I poured Coca Cola® on some shit. I baked everything in my freezer for dinner.

I spent the rest of my day reading comics.

It was awesome.

Today is gonna be more of the same.

I might even throw in a nap just to shake things up a little.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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