Tales of Benjamin Buttcheeks.

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March 17, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

And dead dogs in bathtubs.

Oh my cod.

Guess what today is.

It’s one of my favorite days ever.

Happy Corndog Day!

March 17 – Corndog Day

Yesterday wore me the fuck out.

I went non stop from the moment I put shoes on in the morning until the moment I took them off again at bedtime.

We cleaned up the backyard for Mr. Boobodie’s birthday cookout.

Then I went shopping for the cookout.

Then I grilled for the cookout.

Then I cleaned up after the cookout.

Then I passed the fuck out.

At some point in the middle of all that, King Dingus and Ry-Pie stopped by to drop off some food for me. And K. D. asked me to be one of the groomsmen in his wedding! How cool is that?!

(so cool.)

I also cooked the fuck outta some ribeyes. Perfectly medium. So good.

Today is a day I had planned on reading comics all day.

Best laid plans, right?

I’m about to go install an attic ladder with Lord Steel Bear at Jitterbug’s old house.

Cod only knows how long that’ll take.

Maybe if it doesn’t take forever I can actually go sit on my butt for a little while.

Fingers crossed.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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