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Debby Is a Big Disappointment?
0April 19, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Yeah. On Tuesday. For her braces. Not my Aunt Vern. The other one. Speaking of Vern, I’d like to wish …
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Getting Time Crystalled.
0April 18, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
By a Terran that wants to make you legless. Terran yo’ damn legs off. Happy High Five Day! Yesterday was …
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Your Head IS Crooked.
0April 17, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
But your part is straight. Happy Haiku Day! No seriously. A year of naps. It’s gonna be amazing. Yesterday got …
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All of This Could’ve Been Easily Avoided.
1April 16, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
If they’d’ve just raked more often. Happy Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day! Holy fuckballs. Yesterday kicked my ass. A …
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Whatever I Find Under My Toenails.
0April 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Is none-a-ya coddamn business. Happy Take a Wild Guess Day! Yesterday was as productive as Saturday was relaxed. I did …
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