Somebody Get Crotchduster on the Line.


April 25, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

We’re gonna need more Mammalsauce®.

Happy DNA Day!

April 25 – DNA Day

Yesterday was a fuckload of driving.

I probably drove 6 hours total yesterday.

Getting in and out of the car was the worst. Because my legs are wrecked from workouts and running.

But I suffered through it and made it to the part of my day where I got to eat a taco salad and read comicbooks.

And after Girl Scouts was over, Jitterbug got to come snuggle up with me and read too.

It was heavenly.

Today is all fucked up.

My normal stuff is all canceled.

So I’m going to take this opportunity to work on beekeeper stuff.

I haven’t written much about my bees in a while. It’s because I’ve been slacking on my duties as a beekeeper.

Mainly because I spread myself too thin and end up having to half-ass some things.

Bees are really good at being bees. So they were a pretty simple choice for something I half-assed.

But I’m going to try to do better.

I’ve got some new equipment that I’m about to paint and prep for my little ladies. They are starting to outgrow their current hive and I can’t expand it because the company that I purchased most of my equipment from went belly up and of course none of it is standard size.

So the gals get a new house.

Just as soon as I get it done.

And the weather is warm enough for most of them to be out foraging.

But not too hot for me to wear my suit.

And also not raining.

Or windy.

Or a Chinese holiday.

Tonight I’m going to see the new Avengers with Teacher Sis. And possibly Back Alley Troy.

Because I’m going to Little Rock for the day Friday and won’t be back in time to see it with the nerds.

And I’m not having those fuckers spoil it for me.

I want Capt. America’s slow and heart-wrenching death to be a surprise, dammit.

All right.

Time for more coffee and to start painting hives.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    Bitches LOVE Mammalsauce!

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