May 20, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Like a wrinkle only crunchier.
Happy Be a Millionaire Day!
Q: What am I doing today?
A: Whatever I want.
I just so happen to want to go about my normal Monday business as usual.
Just as a millionaire.
I’d like to thank a very generous donor, who would prefer to remain anonymous, for giving me a million dollars for today.
I’ll try not to spend it all in one place.
I didn’t feel like making a post yesterday.
We had a late night at the Avett Brothers concert (which was amazing) Saturday night and I had to housesit.
Then I got up way earlier than I wanted to in order to have breakfast with my siblings.
After that I did odd jobs around the house with healthy doses of sitting around and reading comics between each job.
I’m rested up and ready to face my first day as a millionaire.
My first order of business is to hire a full-time barista to work in my house so I’ll always have a fresh coffee whenever I want one.
Then I’ll be heading to the nearest Adidas store to buy a whole wardrobe’s worth of track suits. Which will now be my official uniform as a millionaire.
Then I should probably pay off my house and debts. And Jitterbug’s. And hire a contractor to start fixing the giant clusterfuck that is the buildings of Lippincottonia.
Then I’m heading to the comicbook store.
I like this plan.
Coffee first, though.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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