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May 29, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

No one else.

Happy Paperclip Day!

May 29 – Paperclip Day

Feel free to thank Johan Vaaler for inventing this little wonder back in 1899.

Sorry for the delay. The WiFi took a giant shit this morning and I’ve been fighting with it all day.

Yesterday was a weird day.

It was Monday on Tuesday.

The floodwaters continued to rise.

Taco Planet moved out early to stay ahead of the floods and bridge closures.

I ate a really yummy hamburger.

I burned the rest of the privet I murdered over the long weekend. In an attempt to get that all sorted before the crazy rain and whatnot happens today.

We rounded the day out by going to Aldis the Goldenboy’s baseball game.

And hamburger farts.

Today is Wednesday.

I’d normally be going up the hill for work, but I’m not going up today.

One, the weather is supposed to be stupid.

Two, the bridges might close again because of all this coddamned water.

Three, I’m supposed to go up tomorrow to help King Dingus move and get measured for my tux for his wedding.

So, I figured I’d wait and just make one big trip on Thursday.

So, after I get done with this coffee, I’m going to get Frankie, doing the ol’ switcheroo with some coolers, and starting to destroy the basement.

With my hammer.

I’ve got a little over three weeks to get the basement ready for Le Duc and La Duquesa de Antigua to stay in when they arrive for the trial of the century.

I have my work cut out for me.

If you are free and wanna help fill up a dumpster with crap I smash and pull off of the basement, let me know.

And on that note, I’m gonna get to work.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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