Striking a Conduit With a Volleyball.


May 24, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

You may find the results shocking.

Happy Scavenger Hunt Day!

May 24 – Scavenger Hunt Day

Let’s see. What happened yesterday?

I read some comics.

I drank some coffee.

I had my nipples attacked by creepy Barbie hands.

I watched a child strike an electrical conduit with a volleyball and terrify every adult in an entire building as sparks began spraying out of said conduit.

I tore out some carpet on the stairwell.

I arranged for a dumpster to be delivered today.

So I can continue throwing everything away.

I ordered a replacement ceiling fan for the one in the plant room that tried to kill Jitterbug. The murderous one I have disposed of with extreme prejudice.

I also made an appointment with a plumber, and ordered a new shower curtain, to resolve some bathroom issues at work.

Oh and I cleaned my kitchen like eleven times because people kept needing to use all the pots and pans for some insane reason.

Today is Friday.


I’m going to attempt to do my normal Friday work. If they haven’t locked the town down due to flooding.

If they have, I probably won’t get my dumpster.

So I’ll have no choice but to stay in my sweatpants, drink coffee, read comics, and nap all day.

Ugh it’ll be terrible.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Leon Sphinx says:

    “…exterminate with extreme prejudice.” Oooo. The Cool. Kurtz of ceiling fans. I see what you did there. Well done.

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