May 14, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
With how many balloons?
“I am the Master of Throwing Shit Where It Needs To Go.”
I love this woman.
The things she says to me before bed.
I am truly blessed.
She also puts up with shit like this at all hours of the day and night…
Happy Dance Like a Chicken Day!
Yesterday Mondayed (Mondaied?) so hard.
I spent most of the day blowing up balloons.
I kid you not.
I must’ve blown up like a million of them.
5 inch ones. 12 inch ones. 24 inch ones.
A shitload of them.
I rubbed a blister on my finger from tying off balloons.
What the fuck.
It’s days like yesterday that remind me why I love my job so much.
How often can you say you spent your Monday blowing up balloons with a hand pump?
Oh yeah no. We didn’t have an electric air pump. I did that shit by using a hand pump.
I’m glad I spent so much of my life practicing that motion. Let me tell ya’.
Anyway, work kept me on my toes yesterday.
And for that I am grateful.
But it wore me the fuck out and I didn’t get to work on hardly any of my list. So that got bumped to today.
So much to do.
And then I get to work on my Tuesday list after that.
I’d better get to it.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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