August 13, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Happy Left-Hander’s Day!
Here’s to all of you people forced into being ambidextrous simply because right-handed people make everything for right-handed people.
Feel free to offer your left-handed scissors or can opener to your single-handed friends and coworkers without feeling any shame.
Indulge in a left-handed cigarette or two to take the edge off after a hard day at work.
Because it is your day.
Yesterday was a fucking Monday.
From the time I got up, at 5:15am, until the time I went to bed, whenever that was.
It wasn’t bad.
It was just busy.
And people were in a shit mood.
Like every single person.
And I spent the whole day doing things outdoors, getting really sweaty, and then going inside just long enough to cool/dry off before having to go right back out into it and do it all over again.
On a happy note, I wasn’t nearly as nauseated as I have been.
Like on a scale of one to please-cod-let-me-throw-it-all-up, I’ve been at a I-could-probably-throw-up-if-I-tried-and-would-most-likely-feel-a-lot-better for the past few days.
Yesterday I was firmly in the is-that-nausea-no-that’s-just-a-painful-bean-burrito-fart camp.
I even almost got to nap.
I got to rest my eyes for a little while Jitterbug and I snuggled at lunch time.
But then it was back to the hot and sweaty outside world.
Today is looking to be cooler and possibly rain.
And I don’t have nearly as much on my list yet.
Maybe if I get done early enough I squeeze a nap in during the rain.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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