1. Being Braindead.

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    September 30, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And not being able to make the things with the words. Happy Ask a Stupid Question Day! I’ll loan you …
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  2. Don’t Drink That!

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    September 29, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    It causes serious cases of delirium. Happy Coffee Day! Gotta rep that Fort Smith Coffee Co. today. I’d rep Sacred …
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  3. She’s Out of Control.

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    September 28, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    She’d use Afrin right outta the trash. Happy Drink Beer Day! And I’ve got your theme song for the day …
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  4. My Buttcheek Is Sandals.

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    September 27, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Wait. The shoe or the resort? Happy Crush a Can Day! That hurts way more than it used to. Being …
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  5. The Living Hell.

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    September 26, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Of being in a children’s bible class. Happy Pancake Day! Yesterday was backwards as fuck. Everything was all twisted around …
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