1. Precise and Particular Parameters.

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    September 16, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Pertaining to the post nuptials process. Nuptials is such a fucking weird word. Happy Play-Doh Day! The best smelling day …
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  2. Wanting To Be a Spray Bottle.

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    September 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    When you grow up. I’d like to begin by wishing a tardy Happy Birthday to King and an on time …
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  3. Serving Up That Bully Stick.

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    September 13, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Twelve inches at a time. I’d like to begin this morning by wish a very Happy Birthday to Sweetbread and …
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  4. Listening To Your Gut.

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    September 12, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And not your brain. Your gut knows when to not eat a whole pie. But your brain tells you to …
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  5. Billy Never Yodels.

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    September 11, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    On a slippery floor. I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to IZA. Be sure …
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