And not your brain.

Your gut knows when to not eat a whole pie.

But your brain tells you to do it anyway.

Happy Video Games Day!

That’s me wondering why there isn’t a triforce in this game.

Yesterday was another day full of user error and overly complicated simple problems.

Like how I finally managed to get a package shipped out that I’ve been trying to get rid of since Monday.

Like driving back and forth on I-40 because trains are parked across roads and bridges are under construction and exits are labeled weirdly and I can’t see shit in the dark and also I’m an idiot.

Like last minute housesitting and kids melting down before bed.

Like really having to talk myself out of eating a pecan pie right before bed. Because I’m feeling old and fat and weak.

This week really has been a bizarre rollercoaster of cluster fuckery.

Aren’t you glad it’s Friday?

Oh wait.

It’s not.

Fuck.

It’s got even more chances to be insane.

Because it’s Thursday.

sigh.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC