Mayonnaise Histrionics.


September 19, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

And the decaf Americano blues.

I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Zab’z. Be sure to wish him one as well.

And Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

September 19 – Talk Like a Pirate Day

So I have a bit of a shit sandwich to eat.

I have really let y’all down.

More than that, I’ve let myself down.

Yesterday we took the opportunity to celebrate Read an eBook Day.

Which is an alright holiday.

Instead we could’ve been celebrating Letterpress Printing Day.

09/18 in the United States is Letterpress Printing Day because the measurement of the height of all standardized type is 0.918inches.

Somehow, that just didn’t show up on all the fucking holiday research I did. And it wasn’t already on my calendar.

I’m such a loser.

You have my deepest apologies.

You’d better believe it’s on my calendar from here on out.

Other than bombshell, yesterday was a good day.

I ran a lot of errands.

I bought a handful of comics.

I ate three dinners and two desserts.

I drank six-ish cups of coffee.

Today is Thursday.

It is going to be a long and gruelling day.

I have food bank, then errands. Then lunch and more errands. Then a meeting about a wedding and dinner for the fam. Then Gabb the Blabb has a double header to round the day out.

I’m going to be going nonstop until at least 9:30pm tonight.

If we all don’t turn into pumpkins it’ll be a friggin’ miracle.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    You and this website are a real disappointment.

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