1. Ew, No!

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    September 25, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    He’s my soulmate. And I hate him. Oh. My. Cod. Today’s holiday is amazing. Happy Comicbook Day! Yesterday was mundane. …
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  2. Adding a Shot of Triple Sec.

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    September 24, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    To your baby’s SimilacĀ®. Is called a Dreamsicle. Night, night sweet baby. Happy Punctuation Day! Yesterday wanted to be crazy. …
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  3. Oh, You Got Here Just In Time.

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    September 23, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    We were discussing prison orgies. Happy Autumnal Equinox! You can celebrate by enjoying a fall favorite… Happy Pot Pie Day! …
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  4. One of the Many Reasons.

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    September 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    That I need interns. Happy Hobbit Day! So, apparently this isn’t my week for holidays. Yesterday was fucking Batman Day. …
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  5. Finding Boundaries.

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    September 21, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Like how spicy is too spicy and how dry of humor is too dry. I’d like to begin this morning …
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