Because I Was Afraid of Worms, Roxanne.


October 24, 2019 by sandwichcontrol


Happy Bologna Day!

October 24 – Bologna Day

Yesterday started out amazing and then took a slow, spiraling nosedive right into shitty.

Shitty is a bit strong.

It took a slow, spiraling nosedive into depression fueled frustration with a side order of anxiety and paralyzing existential impotence with a heartburn digestif.

Just to clarify, I was hangry and nauseated all at the same time.

I knew I should eat, but the thought of eating made me want to puke. Which did nothing for my mood.

And then I got heartburn from being stressed on an empty stomach.

In short, yesterday can go fuck itself.

Right in the ass of the Ghost of Yesterdays Yet to Come.

Today I’m going to remedy all of yesterday’s frustrations.

By throwing things away.

All sorts of things.

Probably some of your favorite things.

At least I hope so.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    Save some things for me!

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