1. Humming the Theme To Halloween.

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    October 25, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    As the kids are trying to fall asleep. Happy Bandana Day! The revolution will not be livestreamed. Yesterday was a …
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  2. Because I Was Afraid of Worms, Roxanne.

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    October 24, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Worms! Happy Bologna Day! Yesterday started out amazing and then took a slow, spiraling nosedive right into shitty. Shitty is …
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  3. Eight Days Late.

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    October 23, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And eleven dollars short. I almost typed “elven” instead of eleven. Elven dollars are a whole other thing. I’d like …
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  4. YOU CAN’T HAVE TETANUS WITHOUT FUN!

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    October 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    OR ANUS!!! HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY! I’m gonna stop using the caps lock for the rest of the post. I’m …
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  5. A Much Needed Break.

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    October 21, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    From the maelstrom. Happy Count Your Buttons Day! I have nine different buttons on my desk alone. Cod only knows …
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