1. Why Is My Nose Red Like Kris Kringle?

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    November 23, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Because you’re drunk like W.C. Fields. I’m outta here. For a while. And that being the case, I’d like to …
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  2. You Are the One That Should Be Aware.

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    November 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    You can just stay right out of my sun sensitivity business. Happy Lippincottonia Day! I was going to buy a …
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  3. Sevenworm tells the tale of towers.

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    November 21, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Clear water is f***ing cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer …
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  4. That stolen figurine slips on a banana peel.

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    November 20, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    A fly shoots pineapples with a machinegun. Happy Absurdity Day! I bet you can’t even tell which one is me …
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  5. There’s No T In Coffee.

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    November 19, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    But there’s a T in forgetful. And there’s no telling what room I left my tea in now. I never …
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