1. There’s No T In Coffee.

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    November 19, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    But there’s a T in forgetful. And there’s no telling what room I left my tea in now. I never …
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  2. And I Wouldn’t Have To Go To Work.

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    November 18, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Because I’d be sweatpants. I guess my parents just fucked that right up. Thanks a lot. Happy Vichyssoise Day! It’s …
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  3. A Greasy Bracelet.

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    November 17, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    A bit of advice, add a little ketchup to slip it over your hand. Happy Homemade Bread Day! That gorgeous …
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  4. Transitions.

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    November 16, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    It feels a little like blasphemy, but I think I’m starting to like tea more than coffee. Happy Games Day! …
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  5. Gifting a Goat.

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    November 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Versus ramming your elbow into the stone countertop. Happy Clean Out Your Fridge Day! I’ll clean ours out later. I …
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