November 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Versus ramming your elbow into the stone countertop.
Happy Clean Out Your Fridge Day!
I’ll clean ours out later.
I need more coffee before I even think about that shit.
Yesterday was a long day.
I was in and out of the cold nonstop all day.
Which pissed my sinuses and throat off to no end.
So that’s irritating. That they’re irritated.
But I did kick a lot of ass.
So many errands.
So many lightbulbs.
So many math problems.
I also waited thirty minutes for a cup of coffee that I didn’t want that turned out to be not great and lukewarm.
There probably should’ve been a comma or two in that sentence.
But fuck you.
Kindness Day is over.
I can go back to being a grump.
Today is Friday.
I get to break in my new (to me) tool belt that I got from Lord Steel Bear.
Why do I need a tool belt?
Because At Your Service offers handyman services.
And I’ll need tools at the ready when I’m up on a ladder.
And today I’m gonna be handymanning around.
Changing light bulbs and deterring pigeons.
And cod only knows what else.
I guess I should get my ass in gear.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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