Gifting a Goat.


November 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

Versus ramming your elbow into the stone countertop.

Happy Clean Out Your Fridge Day!

November 15 – Clean Out Your Fridge Day

I’ll clean ours out later.

I need more coffee before I even think about that shit.

Yesterday was a long day.

I was in and out of the cold nonstop all day.

Which pissed my sinuses and throat off to no end.

So that’s irritating. That they’re irritated.

But I did kick a lot of ass.

So many errands.

So many lightbulbs.

So many math problems.

I also waited thirty minutes for a cup of coffee that I didn’t want that turned out to be not great and lukewarm.

There probably should’ve been a comma or two in that sentence.

But fuck you.

Kindness Day is over.

I can go back to being a grump.

Today is Friday.

I get to break in my new (to me) tool belt that I got from Lord Steel Bear.

Why do I need a tool belt?

Because At Your Service offers handyman services.

And I’ll need tools at the ready when I’m up on a ladder.

And today I’m gonna be handymanning around.

Changing light bulbs and deterring pigeons.

And cod only knows what else.

I guess I should get my ass in gear.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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