1. Speaking Spanish Like a Toddler.

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    January 31, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    That thinks they’re a telenovela superstar. Being awake is bullshit… It’s so strange how life works. Today is Friday. Thursday …
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  2. Now That It’s the Twenties Again.

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    January 30, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Criminals can start wearing flat caps again. Yesterday was misty. Well, the first half was anyway. It cleared up later …
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  3. Getting Hugged By Strangers.

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    January 29, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And putting motherfuckers in their place. (Back in kindergarten, apparently.) Yesterday was a long, rainy day. I got a rest …
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  4. Question: How Does Mr. Miyagi’s Rival Talk To His Friends At the Theater?

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    January 28, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Answer: Sato voce. You’re welcome. That happened in my brain when I was walking eleven miles in the backyard yesterday. …
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  5. Please Don’t Shit On My Bed.

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    January 27, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    I have plenty of other things to deal with. Yesterday was a good day. We worked in the yard. All. …
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