1. Getting Hugged By Strangers.

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    January 29, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And putting motherfuckers in their place. (Back in kindergarten, apparently.) Yesterday was a long, rainy day. I got a rest …
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  2. Question: How Does Mr. Miyagi’s Rival Talk To His Friends At the Theater?

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    January 28, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Answer: Sato voce. You’re welcome. That happened in my brain when I was walking eleven miles in the backyard yesterday. …
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  3. Please Don’t Shit On My Bed.

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    January 27, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    I have plenty of other things to deal with. Yesterday was a good day. We worked in the yard. All. …
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  4. Relaxing Enough To Fart In Your Sleep.

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    January 26, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Only to immediately wake up remembering that you are just getting over a stomach virus. I just wanted to go …
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  5. Oh Yeah?!

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    January 25, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Well you can tell Petey F. that he can go edit himself. Don’t know where he is? Last I saw …
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