Torrential Shit Opossum’s Existential Crisis.


January 11, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Stemming from too many Pixie Sticks and a gender biased Clorox commercial.

Yesterday kicked my ass.

January 11, 2020

My watch doesn’t recognize walking up and down a ladder.

According to it I only walked like 12,000ish steps yesterday.

But according to my phone, which was in my back pocket all day, I did closer to 19,000.

Either way.

I was up and down a ladder.

And stairs.

And stairs with a ladder.

All day.

I changed 78 fluorescent light bulbs yesterday.

Being a handyman is kinda awesome.

If nothing else, I can say I brighten people’s days.

I had more work to do, but I was wiped the fuck out.

So, I put it on my list for Monday and went home to make dinner.

I’ve got two clients today and one tomorrow.

And a lot of basketball in between.

Maybe everything will get canceled and I’ll just stay in my sweatpants and read comics all day.

That’d be nice.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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