Torrential Shit Opossum’s Existential Crisis.
0January 11, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Stemming from too many Pixie Sticks and a gender biased Clorox commercial.
Yesterday kicked my ass.
My watch doesn’t recognize walking up and down a ladder.
According to it I only walked like 12,000ish steps yesterday.
But according to my phone, which was in my back pocket all day, I did closer to 19,000.
Either way.
I was up and down a ladder.
And stairs.
And stairs with a ladder.
All day.
I changed 78 fluorescent light bulbs yesterday.
Being a handyman is kinda awesome.
If nothing else, I can say I brighten people’s days.
I had more work to do, but I was wiped the fuck out.
So, I put it on my list for Monday and went home to make dinner.
I’ve got two clients today and one tomorrow.
And a lot of basketball in between.
Maybe everything will get canceled and I’ll just stay in my sweatpants and read comics all day.
That’d be nice.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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