Don’t Wake Me Up.


March 28, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Or someone will be waking you up in three days after I punch you into a coma.

I turned the air conditioner on last night.

Because fuck sweating through another night.

I sweat all day.

I don’t want to do it all night, too.

I sleep better in the cold anyway.

Snuggle up to Jitterbug’s booty and put a foot out from under the blankets to balance everything out.

For all you science nerds out there, what I am doing by putting a foot out of the covers is creating a heat sink.

My body acts like a conduit to channel the heat from the booty (high concentration) through my body to my cold foot (low concentration).

Thus keeping my body at a comfortable temperature.


Well that took an interesting turn.

I was just going to talk about all the shit I did for clients yesterday.

Too late for that now.

I’ll just show you the photo and you can assume I was really tired…

March 28, 2020

I like that the metal on the toe of my boot is gleaming in the photo.

This is what happens when you wear a hole in your steel toed boots by kneeling on concrete.

My advice?

Don’t do it.

You’ll get them caught on everything.

Today is Saturday, yeah?

I’m gonna work inside until the rain stops.

Then I’m going to work outside.

All weekend.

And for the rest of my life.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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