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Tell Them All To Go To Bed.
0April 18, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
If they don’t want to listen to gangsta rap and eat a whole pizza. This is a pandemic, bitch. Act …
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Sometimes You Just Gotta Give the Raccoons What They Want.
0April 17, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Could be coconuts. Could be peaches. Whatever. Yesterday was a long day. There were a lot of stops and starts. …
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Dramatic Discourse During Dinner.
0April 16, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Decidedly dull desserts. Yesterday was all over the damn place. I bounced back and forth between clients, the office, and …
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Discovering the True Value.
0April 15, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Of a still usable pine cone. Well yesterday’s forecast said it was gonna rain in the morning. And it didn’t. …
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I’m Like the Matlock…
0April 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Of vulva pinching. OH STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC!!! Now that Jitterbug and I are married, we’ve been practicing fighting. You …
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