1. Tell Them All To Go To Bed.

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    April 18, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    If they don’t want to listen to gangsta rap and eat a whole pizza. This is a pandemic, bitch. Act …
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  2. Sometimes You Just Gotta Give the Raccoons What They Want.

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    April 17, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Could be coconuts. Could be peaches. Whatever. Yesterday was a long day. There were a lot of stops and starts. …
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  3. Dramatic Discourse During Dinner.

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    April 16, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Decidedly dull desserts. Yesterday was all over the damn place. I bounced back and forth between clients, the office, and …
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  4. Discovering the True Value.

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    April 15, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Of a still usable pine cone. Well yesterday’s forecast said it was gonna rain in the morning. And it didn’t. …
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  5. I’m Like the Matlock…

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    April 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Of vulva pinching. OH STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC!!! Now that Jitterbug and I are married, we’ve been practicing fighting. You …
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