1. Getting a Cacti.

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    May 25, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Right in the cat eye. That’ll show ’em. Teach ’em what happens when they shit in houseplants. The little fuckers. …
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  2. Eating Dirt.

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    May 23, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And making sure no one licks my balls. Yesterday was a lot less insane. It was practically calm compared to …
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  3. Getting a Punch In the Gnomes.

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    May 22, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    For your birthday. Holy shit. Yesterday was wild. Even for a Thursday. I was hustling all damn day. I had …
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  4. Letting the Waves Crash.

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    May 21, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Over their incredibly irritating mouth noises. In surround sound. I don’t think I’ve fully stressed how many lives have recently …
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  5. I’m Really Going To Need Y’all To Shut Up.

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    May 20, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And let me read. I finally got some time to sit down and read. Last night. This whole having work …
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