1. It’s Midnight In Dog Years.

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    June 30, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Somebody had better feed the ghosts. What the fuck. Monday Mondayed hard yesterday. But we got the first batch of …
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  2. Attack Of the Invisible Baseball Hornets.

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    June 29, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    To your inner thigh when you, literally, least expect it. Saturday was a long, long day. We got up way …
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  3. Being Eaten Alive.

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    June 27, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    By parasites. The bugs got me yesterday. But little did they know, I had eaten a Crunchwrap Surpreme and a …
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  4. Smelling Like Wild Alfalfa.

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    June 26, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    With a hint of incense. And tasting just like your shampoo and conditioner. Yesterday got fucking weird. I only got …
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  5. Morris All You Need.

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    June 25, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Just don’t get into mumming. That’s the road to the Dark Side. I did 13 more certifications yesterday while I …
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