1. When You’re Boner Goes Digital.

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    July 31, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And there’s nothing you can do to stop it. Yesterday was like much of the rest of the week. It …
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  2. Making Everyone In the House Take Psychological Diagnostic Tests.

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    July 30, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Just to validate what we know already. The test results are in. I’m the one with the best chance of …
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  3. That Doesn’t Look Like Taking a Shower.

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    July 29, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    That looks like having a fit. I put the pedal to the metal yesterday. And then found myself floating in …
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  4. Putting the Raft In Craft.

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    July 28, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And the UGH in sourdough. Monday was rough. Not rough like sandpaper on an anus. More like rumble strip on …
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  5. I Dedicate This Deactivation To Odin.

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    July 27, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    So all y’all turtles had better get a move on. I’m fairly certain that you’re supposed to sleep in on …
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