July 30, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Just to validate what we know already.
The test results are in.
I’m the one with the best chance of dropping a juicy flatus in an elevator and blaming it on someone else in my family.
No surprise there.
Especially after I made roasted broccoli, carrots, Brussels sprouts, asparagus, zucchini, squash, and green beans for dinner.
And served them with beans and rice and tilapia.
I’m going to shit so fiercely today that the toilet will flinch everytime I walk in the bathroom from now on.
I’m just kidding.
I did that yesterday before heading to work.
I had one of those days where you rush to get things done because it’s like a tidal wave of people needing stuff and then once the wave breaks there’s nothing.
After I about 11am I spent the rest of the waiting for things that didn’t happen and trying not to fall asleep at my desk.
When I finally went home I discovered that Jitterbug had put a pile of freshly cleaned clothes on the bed for me to lie in.
Because I’m a cat.
And I have my NPI-40 test results to prove it…
Today is Thursday?
I have a feeling it’s going to be a busier than normal one.
If for no other reason than I updated the comics on the iPad and am hoping to start reading them today.
Wish me luck either way.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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