1. “So There’s Ups and Downs To Having a Dead Mom.”

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    August 12, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    “Like making a ‘Your Mom’ joke die on their lips.” “You mean, just like your mom?” The shit I hear …
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  2. I Could Read a New Book.

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    August 11, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Or I could just reread SEXCASTLE again. Well that’s a no-brainer. Man, yesterday was a brutal one. I didn’t sleep …
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  3. Blinky’s Sinking Fund.

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    August 10, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    If you’ve got buns, hon. What a strange weekend. On Saturday, after my run, I went out to Teacher Sis’s …
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  4. Awals Having a Seashore.

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    August 8, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Because she’s a rat. Yesterday was another brutal day. These weeks of four Mondays are killing me. But I got …
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  5. It Was Cardio Day At the Bar.

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    August 7, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Squats and shots, baby. Squats. And. Shots. Yesterday was just as fucking nuts as I assumed it would be. Thursdays …
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