1. Getting Dumber By the Second.

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    September 30, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    At least it’s consistent. Like my headaches. And the cravings for cookies. Seriously. I’ll put a hurting on some Biscoff …
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  2. Pittsburg Motor Works?

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    September 29, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Or Western Auto Partners? Yesterday was motherfucking Monday. And it went hard. I don’t think any piece of modern technology …
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  3. In the Spirit of Kirby Hamkirk…

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    September 28, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Let’s finish this… Potato salad sandwich. I keep getting advertisements for virtual 5ks and whatnot know. One of the wasn’t …
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  4. Being Related to Other Trash Pandas.

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    September 26, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And having the haunted house move you around. Right before you go to bed. You know what’s amazing? The trailer …
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  5. Lesson Of the Day.

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    September 25, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Always make sure you’re using the correct unit of measure. In this instance the calculator was set to Pi radians …
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