Tied To the Licking Post.

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January 11, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

And wearing too small shoes to my bachelorette party.

The word of the day is: Amazing.

[ uh-mey-zing ]
adjective
causing great surprise or sudden wonder:
He wowed the audience with amazing feats of magical illusion.
excellent; wonderful:
In addition to amazing tour leaders, many of our programs are accompanied by university faculty who are experts on the destination.

Yesterday I made so much fire.

It was just what the doctor ordered.

I’ve been thinking a lot about growing as a person.

That’s why I thought long and hard about my New Year’s resolution.

I wanted something to teach me a valuable lesson.

And something that had a physical element.

Something fun, but challenging.

So, I decided to hit the kids in the face with a racquetball everyday this year.

Maybe not all four kids everyday, but at least one.

Ten days in and going strong.

By the end of the year I am going to be able to hit a forehead with a ball from across the room.

Any forehead.

With any ball.

In any room.

I’m gonna be like a racquetball ninja.

I just sang that to the tune of “Jukebox Hero”.

You’re welcome.

Hey it’s Monday.

Let’s go get our AAA (Arms, Abs, and Ass) workout done.

And then it’s time to get to work.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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