Bring a Bucket and a Mop.
0February 23, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
For these wet-ass Converse.
The word of the day is: Catawumpus.
[ kat-uh-wom-puhs ] adjective askew; awry. positioned diagonally; cater-cornered. adverb diagonally; obliquely: We took a shortcut and walked catawampus across the field. |
Yesterday finally woke up to the fact that it was Monday.
Around 11:30am.
Then it was on.
People were crying.
Gardenias, rechargeable light bulbs, and six pounds of hybrid Russian/Italian bees needed ordering.
I had to eat 10 crescent rolls for lunch.
Scanning driver’s licenses.
Delivering cookies.
Working on logistics for can lighting and chicken delivery.
And art.
And logos.
And daydreaming about getting my helicopter pilot license.
Then the day crashed into the side of sleep mountain.
And I was the only survivor.
I stayed alive by eating everyone else’s frozen meat popsicles.
Today is Tuesday.
Slap yourself.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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