And the felons.

You know.

The pros and cons.

The word of the day is: Callipygian.

This is why I do squats.

I shoveled snow off of about a third of the driveway yesterday.

I would’ve accomplished more if I started out using the flathead shovel instead of the stupid snow shovel.

I’ve figured out why snow shovels have such short handles.

It’s because they aren’t designed for adults to use them.

They’re designed for children to use.

They come from a time when children were just slaves to their parents.

And parents made the children do the snow shoveling.

Fuck a bunch of a snow shovel’s short-ass handle.

I cleared twice as much snow and ice with the flathead shovel in the same amount of time as using the snow shovel.

I’ll probably get the rest of the drive cleared today now I’m not breaking my back with a stupid short shovel.

And I’ll just spend the rest of the day reading.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC