When Life Gives You Sweet Potatoes.

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March 7, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

Plant a rose bush on top of your dead cat.

The word of the day is: Collage.

[ kuh-lahzh, koh- ]
noun
a technique of composing a work of art by pasting on a single surface various materials not normally associated with one another, as newspaper clippings, parts of photographs, theater tickets, and fragments of an envelope.
a work of art produced by this technique.Compare assemblage (def. 3).
an assemblage or occurrence of diverse elements or fragments in unlikely or unexpected juxtaposition:
The experimental play is a collage of sudden scene shifts, long monologues, musical interludes, and slapstick.
a film that presents a series of seemingly unrelated scenes or images or shifts from one scene or image to another suddenly and without transition.
verb (used with object), col·laged, col·lag·ing.
to make a collage of:
The artist has collaged old photos, cartoon figures, and telephone numbers into a unique work of art.

Yesterday, after getting the cookie booth set up, I bought a rose bush and planted it on Kingston’s grave.

One day I’ll have a little rose garden from all the coddamn pets.

After making Kingston a pretty little final resting place, I set to mulching the flower bed by the walkway.

Then I started cutting shit down.

Until the bar on my chainsaw took a shit.

The front gear busted and now it is very upset.

I took that as my cue to go shower and put soft pants on for the rest of the day.

Which is what I did.

So today is going to be a burning day.

I’m gonna get rid of all that shit I cut down yesterday.

Right after I go help set up this next cookie booth.

If you need Girl Scout cookies, I know a lady.

Otherwise, you can come burn stuff.

Or leave me the fuck alone today.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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