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The word of the day is: Hellion.

[ hel-yuhn ] noun Informal. a disorderly, troublesome, rowdy, or mischievous person.

The look on Rudie’s face is everything.

She is playing the part of the innocent bystander.

When, in fact, she is the terror of the house.

No hair tie is safe.

Don’t ever leave a gift bag with tissue paper in it out overnight.

Heaven forbid you fall asleep because she will pounce right on your dumb fucking face.

She used to terrorize Kingston and Eazy when they snuggled up to sleep in my chair.

Now she is the batshit crazy Yin to Eazy’s chill as fuck Yang.

It’s actually really adorable when they’re all curled up ass to mouth.

No seriously.

They use each other butts as a pillow.

It’s fucking adorable.

But mostly she’s an snuggly little nightmare.

Yesterday went on forever.

I got so much shit done.

So much shit.

Done.

Today I have a whole new list of shit to do.

But I need to go for a run first.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC