My Farts.


June 13, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

Make everyone else’s nostrils hot and sweaty.

Yesterday’s word of the day was: Kerfuffle.

[ ker-fuhf-uhl ]
Chiefly British Informal. a fuss; commotion.

Today word of the day is: Ketchup.

[ kech-uhp, kach- ]
a condiment consisting of puréed tomatoes, onions, vinegar, sugar, spices, etc.
any of various other condiments or sauces for meat, fish, etc.:
mushroom ketchup; walnut ketchup.

I did fuck-all on Friday.

And I made up for it yestereday.

I started the day with a 5k.

Then played 18 holes of disc golf.

After that I showered and went off to perform the most disorganized wedding I’ve experienced so far.


It was a hot mess.

But it turned out beautiful and the people were really nice.

Then I went home and made dinner for everybody, cleaned up the kitchen, ate a handful of Oreo Thins, and passed the fuck out.

The last time I checked I was at well over 21,500 steps for the day.

And that was at like 7pm.

I’m sure it was more by the time they poured me into bed.

Today is a day of driving.

And hopefully planning photoshoots.

Because I am completely caught up with my plans.

And that’s bad.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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