It’s better for my brain.

The word of the day is: Nepotism.

[ nep-uh-tiz-uhm ] noun patronage bestowed or favoritism shown on the basis of family relationship, as in business and politics: She was accused of nepotism when she made her nephew an officer of the firm.

I think if my fire cult ever goes out of style I’ll start a religion around Oreos.

They pretty much make all the holiday versions anyway.

We would just claim those holidays as our own.

Nothing the Catholic church, and countless other religions, haven’t done in the past.

Oooh. A Double negative.

Fun.

Yesterday was Monday.

And it didn’t disappoint with its Mondayness.

I was very manic.

I called the mayor’s office.

I talked at some comic artists that I like.

I ate “carrot cake” Oreos.

Which are fucking dangerous, by the way.

I got like 17,500 steps in.

I made wraps with the spicy chicken salad I made over the weekend.

And I continued my research into camping trips.

Today I’m going to continue my research.

I’m also gonna call a forestry mulching company about flattening my entire yard in a single day, so I can just mow it from now on, and be done with it.

Hopefully they can come do it soon and won’t charge me $10,000.

I might also read some comics at my desk.

Under the guise of “working”.

Okay.

Coffee time.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC