That’s My Horse.

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July 30, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

Her name’s Delores.

The word of the day is: Pantomime.

[ pan-tuh-mahym ]
noun
the art or technique of conveying emotions, actions, feelings, etc., by gestures without speech.
a play or entertainment in which the performers express themselves mutely by gestures, often to the accompaniment of music.
significant gesture without speech.
an actor in dumb show, as in ancient Rome.
verb (used with object), pan·to·mimed, pan·to·mim·ing.
to represent or express in pantomime.
verb (used without object), pan·to·mimed, pan·to·mim·ing.
to express oneself in pantomime.

Yesterday was the day that kept on giving.

My early morning bank run was hectic.

Then all my errands were redundant.

My body felt like shit.

It could be all the workouts wrecking my muscles.

It could be my poop rhythm is all outta whack.

Fuck, Mercury could be in the house of Gouda for all I know.

I felt bloated and uncomfortable most of the day.

I did get a lot of stuff done, though.

So that helped my brain.

And just when I thought that things were going to calm down, one of the kids tested positive for COVID.

And a box weighing 52 pounds showed up at the house unexpectedly.

At least I’ll have plenty of time to contemplate why I received a box of weight discs out of the blue, because we are on quarantine for the next handful of days.

Yay.

I’m hoping to hide in a closet and read comics for the next 72+ hours.

Oh my cod.

I can take a nap.

Like a for real one.

Not a fantasy one.

Or fake one for a photo’s sake.

A real coddamn nap.

I just hope the the kiddo’s symptoms don’t get worse.

Or contaminate the rest of the assholes in the house.

The house isn’t big enough 6 whiny babies.

Only one at a time please.

Anywho.

If we had plans this weekend, consider them rainchecked until further notice.

Also, I only have one pack of Oreos.

That has to last multiple days.

So if you get a wild hair (or is it hare?) up your butt and wanna bring me some that’d be amazing.

I’m currently eating the “Java Chip” variety.

Chocolate cookies with coffee and chocolate chip creme.

It’s like watching two girls you’re in love with making out.

Ahem.

Anywho, I’m going to go find something to do away from people.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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