The Juiciest Turd.


July 4, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

In the Cult of Personality’s punchbowl.

The word of the day is: Meridian.

a great circle of the earth passing through the poles and any given point on the earth’s surface.
the half of such a circle included between the poles.
Astronomy. the great circle of the celestial sphere that passes through its poles and the observer’s zenith.
a point or period of highest development, greatest prosperity, or the like.
(in acupuncture) any of the pathways in the body along which vital energy flows.
of or relating to a meridian.
of or relating to midday or noon:
the meridian hour.

Futbol: the World’s Sport.

I kinda took the day off yesterday.

Aside from all the stuff I did around the house, I got to just putter around.

And best of all, most of that time I was alone.

It was some kind of Grismas-in-July miracle.

I made myself a coupla all beef frank, two fiddy.

Some Dr. Pepper baked beans.

The leftover steak fries.

And ate those caramel coconut Oreos to finish me off.

Today is the birthday of the nation whose national anthem is “gibberish sprinkled with question marks”.

I’ve been reading Vonnegut again.

Ol’ Kurt always help me find perspective again when I get too busy staring at my own feet.

It’s a little too easy to do these days.

I’m doing great to bring myself to floss every day.

You can’t eat Oreos for the long haul if you don’t learn to floss everyday.

I’m going to go dress in wizard’s robes and shoot fire from a stick.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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