Ordering Pepperoni Pizza.

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August 20, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

At the Chinese restaurant.

The word of the day is: Pornocracy.

 (p???n?kr?s?)
n
(Government, Politics & Diplomacy) government or domination of government by whores

Yesterday was just as I predicted.

And it was leg day in workouts, so a win all the way around.

Let’s see.

What all did I do yesterday?

I drove a lot.

Mostly just moving pieces around the chess board.

And I’m playing both sides.

One might go so far as to say that I’m playing with myself.

I had a string or piece of fuzz or something similar stuck in my eye all day.

It might still be there now, but it stopped driving me fucking insane sometime yesterday afternoon.

Probably around the time I got a headache.

That makes sense.

I stopped noticing the irritation in my eye because my head splitting open distracted me.

That could be the title of my memoir.

It thought about raining, but it just couldn’t commit.

It just got more humid.

So my glasses were fogged up half the day.

And I was drenched in sweat all of the day.

I drove a lot of the day.

I fought with the credit card machine at Target.

I dug sunflower seeds out of a car’s nooks and crannies with my fingernails.

I ate some white fudge dipped mini Oreos.

And then I herded a lot of cats.

By the time I got home I was fucking wiped out.

So yeah.

That was most of my Thursday in a highly simplified way of putting it.

Today is Friday.

It’s gonna be more of the same.

This week I get to entertain the children while Jitterbug is at wedding.

And by “entertain” I mean do yard work.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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