The Jeezus Christ Snak Pak™.


August 22, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

Contents of package include: 1 hermetically sealed cracker and 1 packet of really bad grape juice.

Maybe include a miracle.*

The word of the day is: Pulse.

[ puhls ]
the regular throbbing of the arteries, caused by the successive contractions of the heart, especially as may be felt at an artery, as at the wrist.
a single pulsation, or beat or throb, of the arteries or heart.
verb (used without object), pulsed, puls·ing.
to beat or throb; pulsate.
to beat, vibrate, or undulate.
verb (used with object), pulsed, puls·ing.
to cause to pulse.
Medicine/Medical. to administer (medication) in interrupted, often concentrated dosages to avoid unwanted side effects.

Yesterday was avery long day.

I got up early to help a client move up the hill.

And then I came back down the hill to clean up their old place.

After that I cashed in all the spare change I found while cleaning and bought myself a comicbook.

I then took that comicbook over to Teacher Sis and Lord Steel Bear’s house so the kids could splash around in the pool and I could read.

But I didn’t read.

The sounds of the televisions and crinkling of packets was drilling into my brain.

So I just gave in and watched “Back to the Future” with Aldis the Goldenboy.

We had wanted to go bowling, but we drug our feet too long and missed the window for hooking up a family for the cheap cheap.

So we called an emergency Family Meeting and decided to have sandwiches and chips and cookie cake.

I think we discussed playing some board games, but the food coma nixed that from happening.

Today is Sunday.

I think I’m supposed to take the girls hiking today.

I should probably find that info out.

Especially if we are supposed to start hiking early.

Before it gets hot as balls.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC

*Odds of receiving a miracle are 1,583,540,347,529 : 1


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