I’ll Wager a Bucketful of Melted Jolly Ranchers…

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September 30, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

That you’re wrong.

Hey.

We’re back.

There was an issue with the server or cPanel or something.

It’s way above my paygrade.

I just work here, dude.

Self deprecating self portraitist?

That’s me.

IT person?

Not so much.

I think the IT department at the office made me an honorary member, but it’s kinda like being given a honorary degree because of fame or philanthropy or whatever.

It’d be a total poser move to then make everyone Dr. So-n-so just because you donated a shitload of time or money to a college.

MIT doesn’t give honorary degrees.

Can you imagine?

We present you with this honorary doctorate of Aerospace Engineering.

You show up to NASA and start waving your newly minted PhD’d dick around demanding they hand you the keys to the space shuttle or something.

You know what?

I’m just gonna stop there.

It’s getting kinda hyper real in here.

After the last president, none of this is really too far fetched.

Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen.

We’re kinda behind on the words of the day.

I think we were at Serendipitous when we lost communications.

Serendipitous
[ ser-uhn-dip-i-tuhs ]
adjective
come upon or found by accident; fortuitous:
serendipitous scientific discoveries.
of, relating to, or suggesting serendipity.
good; beneficial; favorable:
serendipitous weather for our vacation.

After that was Sesquipedalian.

Sesquipedalian
[ ses-kwi-pi-dey-lee-uhn, -deyl-yuhn ]
adjective Also ses·quip·e·dal  [ses-kwip-i-dl].
given to using long words.
(of a word) containing many syllables.
noun
a sesquipedalian word.

Today’s word of the day is: Set.

Set
[ set ]
verb (used with object), set, set·ting.
to put (something or someone) in a particular place:
to set a vase on a table.
to place in a particular position or posture:
Set the baby on his feet.
verb (used without object), set, set·ting.
to pass below the horizon; sink:
The sun sets early in winter.
to decline; wane.
noun
the act or state of setting or the state of being set.
a collection of articles designed for use together:
a set of china; a chess set.

So many options on that one.

I even had the idea to do Set, the Egyptian god and father of Anubis.

But I have no time or money for something like that.

If you want to give me a grant large enough to live on and pay for photoshoots, then I will gladly work on the photos full time.

Until then, I will keep scraping the bottom of the barrel with content.

This week has been fucking insane.

We went nonstop from 5am Monday morning until around 5:30pm last night when things took a moment to catch their breath.

The reprieve is now over and Thursday has begun.

Let the shitshow resume.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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