It Seems That This Person…

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October 29, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

Doesn’t know what persons are.

That wasn’t what I said in my brain.

But that’s what came out of my mouth.

The word of the day is: Sugar.

Sugar
[ shoog-er ]
noun
a sweet, crystalline substance, C12H22O11, obtained chiefly from the juice of the sugarcane and the sugar beet, and present in sorghum, maple sap, etc.: used extensively as an ingredient and flavoring of certain foods and as a fermenting agent in the manufacture of certain alcoholic beverages; sucrose.Compare beet sugar, cane sugar.
Chemistry. a member of the same class of carbohydrates, as lactose, glucose, or fructose.
verb (used with object)
to cover, sprinkle, mix, or sweeten with sugar.
to make agreeable.
verb (used without object)
to form sugar or sugar crystals.
to make maple sugar.

I got a late start yesterday.

And rushed around to reach places on time.

Which I did.

Consistently.

The only problem was that all the things I was rushing around for got cancelled.

Or postponed.

Or weren’t even happening yesterday.

And I just thought they were.

Because I have no idea what day it is anymore.

I also realized that I might be able to go through with Evil Week.

For one thing, as Jitterbug rightly pointed out, I don’t know if I can lock that monster back up afterwards.

Also, I don’t know if the children in my house can handle the truly cruel shit I might get up to.

I pretty much would do all the horrible shit that I used to do to Prince Jazzbo when we were kids.

I can’t take full credit for fucking him up in life, but I take my fair share of the blame.

I played a decent role in that trauma.

Shit rolls downhill, right?

So yeah, I think I might have to cancel Evil Week.

I’m gonna think on it some more.

Maybe I’ll just shorten it to Evil Day.

According to the innernet, the 28th of December is the evilest of days.

Apparently it was the Feast of the Holy Innocents, the celebration of all the children that King Herod had put to death.

Also, it says that the way to celebrate is to beat a child with a stick.

And the beater of the child?

They are imbued with good luck for the whole next year.

I may not have invented Evil Day, but I’m making it a thing again.

You know what this means?

I’m like Mirror World Justin Timberlake.

I’m bringing evil back.

I’ll have to wait until next year though.

Really lure the kids into a false sense of security.

That’s what a villain would do.

All right.

I’m putting it on the calendar.

It’s on motherfuckers.

Speaking of on, I should get on with it.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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