Having an Existential Cookie Crisis.


November 16, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

Right in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store.

The word of the day is: There.

[ thair; unstressed ther ]
in or at that place (opposed to here):
She is there now.
at that point in an action, speech, etc.:
He stopped there for applause.
in that matter, particular, or respect:
His anger was justified there.
(used to introduce a sentence or clause in which the verb comes before its subject or has no complement):
There is no hope.
that place:
He comes from there, too.
that state or condition:
I’ll introduce you to her, but you’re on your own from there on.

Did you know that an adult common mouse only has between 1.5-2.5ml of blood?

That’s less than half a teaspoon of blood.

The innernet is an amazing and terrifying place.

I finished reading “Nothing to See Here” by Kevin Wilson yesterday.

It was really great.

It definitely caught me off guard.

On multiple occasions.

I liked that, after the first twist, I stopped trying to predict where the book was going to go and just let it take me where it wanted.

Sometimes I wish I were really a Vulcan.

I’d nerve pinch the shit outta myself all the time.

It’d clock me some primo nap hours and work out the tight muscles in my neck at the same time.

That’s my second most recurring fantasy.

The first being to have Wolverine’s claws/healing factor.

I’m already as grumpy as him, might as well get the rest of the package, too.

Also, send cookies.

I’ve run out.


I can’t decide what I’m gonna read next.

Probably more Kurt Vonnegut.

Maybe more dystopian future sci-fi.

If only John Malkovich read other audiobooks.


I guess I should get ready for work.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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