Throw It Away.

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November 13, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

That’s my new solution to every problem.

Every.

Problem.

The word of the day is: Thagomizer.

Thagomizer
Term coined by Gary Larson that is most commonly used to describe the arrangement of spikes at the tip of a stegosaur’s tail. can be used to describe any such spike arrangement.

Do you ever find yourself finally adjusting to a routine only to have that routine just end with no warning whatsoever and then you’re totally mindfucked because nothing makes sense and you have no idea what to do with your hands?

That’s my whole life right now.

The worst part is that I know that at any second my life is gonna drop back into gear and be hauling ass in whatever direction at fucking warp speed.

I think I’m just going to name this thing.

Let’s call it “psychological whiplash”.

Is that already a term?

The Google just told me that psychological trauma can make whiplash worse.

And that was the only thing I found with that phrase.

Psychological whiplash, as defined by the Lippincottonian Royal Academy of the Sciences, is the mental and emotional state induced by the abrupt ending and restarting of any routine pertaining to, but not limited by, the functioning of daily life.

Not bad, eh?

I new all those college classes would come in handy one day.

Man.

Now I wanna listen to ‘Whiplash’.

I have no idea what I’m doing today.

I’m sure it won’t be what I want to do.

Which is sit on my butt and read comics.

Ah well.

It can’t every all the time.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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