January 5, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
Today’s theme is: Response.
I was trying to project that “Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!” energy as hard as I could.
I remembered very quickly yesterday why I don’t ever take days off.
It’s because motherfuckers don’t do anything while I’m gone.
They just let it all pile up until I get back.
At which point I’m Mary Tyler Moore on the Dick van Dyke Show opening a closet full of walnuts.
Except that I was filled with rage.
And not lookin’ all cute.
Yesterday was a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday all smashed into Tuesday’s mouth.
Like a curb.
I didn’t want you thinking it was like a piece of wedding cake or 76 mini marshmallows.
Also, did you know that the record for stuffing mini marshmallows into a person’s mouth and them still being able to close it (their mouth) is 180 marshmallows?
I had to look that up after saying the marshmallow bit.
76 seemed like a lot.
But apparently my analogy just fell apart because Michael Amato is an big-mouthed asshole.
(I’m sure he’s a lovely dude in reality. I’m just grumpy.)
Today is Wednesday.
I know this because my desk calendar says so.
It’s probably a lyin’ ass bitch.
But I don’t have time to worry about that calendar slippin’.
I’ve gotta get back to work.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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